Accepting the Nobel Peace Prize is unconstitutional

[david86440]

I thought this was a good one from the local paper.......

Letter: Yuba City man seeking Nobel
October 21, 2009 12:00:00 AM

Recently without regard to my own safety I resolved a verbal argument between three 5-year-old children.

This resulted in peace and tranquility for almost seven minutes before hostilities resumed.

If I’m not mistaken this should result in my nomination and winning of the Nobel Peace Prize, according to the new standards set by the committee.

I would like the money in Euros please.

Thank you in advance.

Scott Barber

Yuba City