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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #50 on: October 27, 2009, 07:32:08 PM »
If you think you're ending up in bed with the captain's daughter your are sadly mistaken dude!

However, until we determine whether they brought her back or left her on the beach you can do whatever you want ... provided of course we can fix it  ;)

Speaking of fixing it, are all the drained kegs sent back?

Did we get all the 3 m's photos targets removed from around the dart board?

Haz, did you get the rust off M'ette's chains you left out in the rain over the weekend?

And for the love of god, will someone please get all of Tab's inflatables out of the wading pool!

Quick ... wipe that smiley face off RP's head before he wakes up and kills us all!

By the way, has Phil recovered from the swirly demonstration on how the toilet spins the other way up here?
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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #51 on: October 27, 2009, 07:43:31 PM »
After the Goody Powder kicked in I took some of the empty keg deposit money and got Stanley Steemer to get the salsa off the floor.

Whoever, made the buxom babe statue, out of styrofoam, nice job!, but it had to go...

I also cleaned the grill, it is good as almost new...



philw will sleep for the entire 22 hour flight home.

I think were good.  Captain's daughter called me, and never wants to see me ever again... She said I was a swine, fine??, divine??? I didn't quite get understand... bad signal or something... 8)

Holidays are coming soon, can't wait for the egg nog competition.... ;)
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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #52 on: October 27, 2009, 09:06:29 PM »
Quote from: twyacht on October 27, 2009, 07:04:22 PM
Does this mean I have to stop singing my Drunken Sailor Song? :-[  It's one of my favorites...

Nobody better shave my belly with a rusty razor early in the morning either....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

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Gays in the military give that song a whole new meaning.  ;)
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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #53 on: October 28, 2009, 09:41:59 AM »
GROAN, who said this D..N tatoo was only temporary?  Now I'm stuck with an angel tatoo on my butt and don't remember how I got it!  If my wife sees it I'll have a Devil on my butt too!

Are they back yet?  Do we need to replace anything?

Richard
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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #54 on: October 28, 2009, 11:58:17 AM »
Quote from: ellis4538 on October 28, 2009, 09:41:59 AM
GROAN, who said this D..N tatoo was only temporary?  Now I'm stuck with an angel tatoo on my butt and don't remember how I got it!  If my wife sees it I'll have a Devil on my butt too!

Are they back yet?  Do we need to replace anything?

Richard

BEER.

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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #55 on: October 28, 2009, 12:18:30 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 28, 2009, 11:58:17 AM
BEER & SCOTCH AND BOURBON AND TEQUILA AND WHATEVER ELSE ON THE TOP SHELF.

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Clarified....
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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #56 on: October 28, 2009, 12:37:33 PM »
Yeah, I forgot Haz stood on the empty kegs to get to the top shelf stuff.     ;D
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #57 on: October 28, 2009, 12:42:59 PM »
Speaking of Haz, how's the litter box?  I know that M'ette hates it when we don't do our chores and clean up after the cat  ;)
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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #58 on: October 28, 2009, 12:44:52 PM »
Quote from: m58 on October 28, 2009, 12:42:59 PM
Speaking of Haz, how's the litter box?  I know that M'ette hates it when we don't do our chores and clean up after the cat  ;)

We're going to need a BIGGER shovel...... ;D
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Re: The Cat and the Kitten are going to be gone.
« Reply #59 on: October 28, 2009, 12:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Timothy on October 28, 2009, 12:44:52 PM
We're going to need a BIGGER shovel...... ;D

Gonna need more than a shovel.....
He got liquored up again............ and while recounting the racoon story, he crapped in the pool again.




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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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