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Title: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: Bic on May 30, 2013, 07:27:34 PM
..really!

http://www.vajazzling.com/
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: twyacht on May 30, 2013, 07:44:49 PM
Been around in various forms for hundreds and hundreds of years, from especially Polynesian, Indonesian, Pacific, S. American, and African culture.

Vajazzling: The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.


Don't worry ladies. You don't put rhinestones right on your labia. They're glued to the pubic area;


Depending on one's status in the tribe/culture, could often determine the pagentry of the ornamentation.

Glue was often fruit sap, but than again I digress, I prefer the "nether regions" a la natur-al.....

From a anthropological/socialogical bit of knowledge, this has been around a long time. Male tribes in S. America often tie palm reeds around their "nether regions" to display dominence or good family stock.

God I hate remembering what I learned in college,....if I sound like FQ, please send a virtual slap... :P

Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: Solus on May 30, 2013, 07:45:22 PM
Looks good, but I think I'm better suited for  the Laser Depilation business.
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: TAB on May 30, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
you know, i like it better with hair, if you want to trim thats fine,  but when there is none it looks like a little girls.  Big turn off for me.
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: philw on May 30, 2013, 07:58:45 PM
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Vajazzling.........who knew?



I did  ;)

having seen it done first hand  

I am a fan :D

(http://s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/2Bdx5nrBcU-8AjhCxcDUCA/l.jpg)
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: philw on May 30, 2013, 07:59:33 PM
you know, i like it better with hair, if you want to trim thats fine,  but when there is none it looks like a little girls.  Big turn off for me.

like hair stuck in your teeth do you  :P



( I knew I was all ready going to hell for half my comments  I just though I might as well go out in flames )
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: TAB on May 30, 2013, 09:54:06 PM
Its the most expensive dental floss there is.   :D
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: kmitch200 on May 31, 2013, 07:12:16 AM
Its the most expensive dental floss there is.   :D

I've seen it cost me a house....
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: addict on May 31, 2013, 05:56:12 PM
I love this forum  :o

Addict
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 31, 2013, 06:09:02 PM
2 of the waitress's where I work are hair stylists working second jobs .
I asked them if they ever heard of this and they laughed at me .
Apparently it's more common than us old farts realized .
I'm not impressed with piercings or tattoos on women, but this has definite possibilities.  ;D
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: twyacht on May 31, 2013, 07:20:25 PM
I've seen it cost me a house....

Yup, a Mazda Miata, a House, 1/2 of a sizeable 401k, a portion of a trust, and 1/2 the proceeds from the sale of a 3300 sq. ft. corner lot house in a very nice S. Florida neighborhood.

Very expensive dental floss indeed.,... :-\
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 31, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
I've seen it cost me a house....

When my wife and I moved TO Cal. we needed a 26 ft Ryder truck .
When I came back it was with one duffle bag, one back pack, and a carry on bag.
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: Timothy on May 31, 2013, 07:33:53 PM
To quote a very poor divorcee..."murder is cheaper!"...
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 31, 2013, 07:36:51 PM
To quote a very poor divorcee..."murder is cheaper!"...


And by now I'd be eligible for parole.   :-\
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: Timothy on May 31, 2013, 07:56:33 PM
And by now I'd be eligible for parole.   :-\

In MA, you've got a 85% chance of no conviction!
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: TAB on May 31, 2013, 07:57:49 PM
Why does devorce cost so much?  Its worth it.
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: Magoo541 on June 01, 2013, 12:13:10 AM
Why does devorce cost so much?  Its worth it.
+1
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: philw on June 01, 2013, 02:13:21 AM

I asked them if they ever heard of this and they laughed at me .
Apparently it's more common than us old farts realized .


You need to get out more. 

Or I need to send you more links than just what I post here ;)
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: jstm on June 01, 2013, 08:27:06 AM
Why are woman like tornadoes scream when there coming take the house when they leave.
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: Solus on June 01, 2013, 12:40:09 PM
And by now I'd be eligible for parole.   :-\

Now that suggests and interesting scene...  Tom trying to convince a Parole Board he's got his GD F'cing head on right now, you idiots!!

Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 01, 2013, 01:55:18 PM
You need to get out more. 

Or I need to send you more links than just what I post here ;)

Please don't Phil.
I have some standards you know.
They are low, but I DO have them  ;D
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: philw on June 02, 2013, 01:04:01 AM
Please don't Phil.
I have some standards you know.
They are low, but I DO have them  ;D

lol

I am sure I can get them lower as well ;)
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 02, 2013, 08:20:09 AM
lol

I am sure I can get them lower as well ;)

I'm sure you could .
Maybe that's why you were born in a former Penal colony .    ;D
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: Timothy on June 02, 2013, 08:22:26 AM
I'm sure you could .
Maybe that's why you were born in a former Penal colony .    ;D

heh, heh, heh....you said "penal"!!!

Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 02, 2013, 08:28:03 AM
I knew some one would go there . I'm surprised it was Tim .
I didn't think you'd be up this early on a Sunday  ;D
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: Timothy on June 02, 2013, 08:29:40 AM
I knew some one would go there . I'm surprised it was Tim .
I didn't think you'd be up this early on a Sunday  ;D

Dog wakes us every day at daybreak...let the wifey nap for a bit...
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 02, 2013, 08:37:48 AM
Dog wakes us every day at daybreak...let the wifey nap for a bit...

You need a lazier dog .
Or one with a larger bladder.   ;D
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: philw on June 02, 2013, 08:44:08 PM
I'm sure you could .
Maybe that's why you were born in a former Penal colony .    ;D

you have me confused with Sledge, 

we are a free settlement  ( well useed to be till around 96 :-/ )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Australia
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The state's origins are unique in Australia as a freely settled, planned British province,[6] rather than as a convict settlement. Official settlement began on 28 December 1836, when the colony was proclaimed at The Old Gum Tree by Governor John Hindmarsh.
Title: Re: Vajazzling.........who knew?
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 02, 2013, 09:42:27 PM
You need a lazier dog .
Or one with a larger bladder.   ;D
Reminds me of an old MASH episode when Charles Winchester confronts a hyper Hawkeye. He says "Yes it is the break of day. We used to have a dog. He too was cheerful in the morning. We sold him to a Korean family. And they ate him". Sound words. I've given that speech to my pooch and she's much better behaved. ;D