Page four and no one has mentioned beer, wine or whiskey.
The only gun my wife ever bought is a Charter Bulldog, .44Spl. She has refused to consider anything else, even though I've showed her neat guns, like XD compact or G23, or PPS.
Oh! OH!. You're thinking about currently. Sorry, she bought that in 1970 so I guess either she goes down in the "isn't buying" column or the "already has all she wants" one.