As the only certified Mall Ninja on this board (summer job between freshman and sophomore years of college), I can give you a WTF? I was paid $6 or $7 an hour. I wasn't going to even arm wrestle over some corporation's insured property for that. My job was to reassure the shoppers, control the teenagers, and help old ladies go find their cars in my spiffy "patrol vehichele" (otherwise known as a golf cart with a flashing green light

). Getting into a firefight to protect Steve Job's' bottom line? Was the guy high? Hell, he's lucky he wasn't sued, fired and arrested, and I guarantee the only thank you he'll get from Apple is a free I-phone, if that. More than likely it'll be a pink slip. What a Maroon! Note to Mall Ninja's "Its not your stuff and corporate will sell you out in a heartbeat. It's why they don't pay you much. Read the large print here, you are expendable!

FQ13