But wait...wonderfully stupid commercials

[SwoopSJ]

How about the ED commercial where they tell you to call the Doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Are you supposed to thank him or what.

Heck, first 3 or 4 phone calls I'm making, in that situation are to friends to brag.  Maybe an ex girlfriend or two also!  \

[TAB]

I saw this one today.  It was a can of mixed peanuts that said on the label:  "Allergy warning - may contain peanuts and other tree nuts."

when I worked at a FFL... they also had a fishing section... anyways.. we had to put lead warnings on all the lose lead fishweights, but it gets even better... we got a shipment of a Big name fishing lure... new warning on the package.... "Do not swallow." 

[cookie62]

when I worked at a FFL... they also had a fishing section... anyways.. we had to put lead warnings on all the lose lead fishweights, but it gets even better... we got a shipment of a Big name fishing lure... new warning on the package.... "Do not swallow." 

Yea, ever seen what happens to fish when they swallow. now we wouldn't want that to happen to anyone

[brosometal]

This is from an email that my wife's coworker sent to her:

See...it's not so bad.

Nothing like forced optimism

[tt11758]

How about the ED commercial where they tell you to call the Doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Are you supposed to thank him or what.

If I have an erection that lasts 4 hours you need to call the undertaker, cause it'll most likely be rigor!!  lol

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[unique]

If I have an erection that lasts 4 hours you need to call the undertaker, cause it'll most likely be rigor!!  lol

I'd tie a flag on it and march in a parade

[cookie62]

Saw one for some pills, at the end it was giving side effects and said if your throat swells or you can't breath stop taking medication and call your doctor. Hell, you better call an ambulance