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Pranks
« on: November 28, 2009, 05:16:09 PM »
there are lot out there 


here are a couple to "Wake the Wife"

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/71281/darth_vader_prank/



bet this bloke was in the dog house after this one


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Re: Pranks
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 07:55:32 PM »
I bet she wishes that light saber was real too- so she could perform a dickotomy!  ;D
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 08:01:49 PM »
Those cat like ninja moves only ensure he ain't gettin' NONE for a long while....

dumb ass...... ;) funny,,, but cold showers for him are awaitin'  :-\
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 08:16:59 PM »
What if she'd said "Hey honey"?
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2009, 08:19:14 PM »
Try the dutch oven next time.  :-[
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #5 on: Today at 07:05:55 AM »
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 01:17:47 AM »
Put vaseline on the toilet seat and watch them freak out. Vaseline is hard to wash off and feels gross all over your arse ans thighs.
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 03:48:18 AM »
Quote from: MAUSERMAN on December 03, 2009, 01:17:47 AM
Put vaseline on the toilet seat and watch them freak out. Vaseline is hard to wash off andfeel gross all over your arse ans thighs.


hmm that's a new one 


I always found cling wrap  on the toilet seat  worked a treat when I was at school   ;)
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 05:36:28 PM »
One time I put a stick bomb under a chair leg and waited for the meeting to start. When my friend sat down it broke the glass ampoule and stunk up the room. Another time I put one under the toilet seat so someone got a surprise in the outhouse.  :)
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 05:53:20 PM »
Quote from: philw on November 28, 2009, 05:16:09 PM
there are lot out there 


here are a couple to "Wake the Wife"

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/71281/darth_vader_prank/



bet this bloke was in the dog house after this one





He is SOOOOO not getting laid anytime soon!!
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Re: Pranks
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 06:01:28 PM »
Back in the day we put limburger cheese under floor mats and seats of a dude's convertible MGB, in the South Florida Summer, it didn't take long to make his ride flat out intolerable to sit in....

Even shampooing didn't take the smell out when it got hot... :-\

During Spring Break 1986, we also had 4 big Michigan State Football players, pick up said MGB, and place it on 4 cinder blocks (one for each tire), on A1A in front of the Candy Store..

I wonder what ever happened to him??? 8)

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