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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2009, 03:13:40 PM »
We have a plan now.


on the 23rd we are going to dinner at a friends house( we are not related, but she is my sister).  We are going to park the car on the back paito.  thier back yard is pitch black with the outside lights out.  We are then going to use the remote start feature to start it up and turn on the lights. 
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2009, 03:17:00 PM »
Sounds like a winner!
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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2009, 03:17:09 PM »
 I hope you are not planning on watching "Christine" before this little stunt.   ;D

PS, Make DARNED sure it's in PARK   ;D

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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2009, 03:27:11 PM »
Not to be a buzzkill, but personally, I hate surprise parties and the like, where you have to plaster a smile on your face and pretend its wonderful, when you'd rather be any where else on the planet. My advice (from a single guy so caveat emptor) is just say "Sweetie, I know you need a new car and I got you this one. Hope you like it, love you yadda yadda yadda...". Just m .02.
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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2009, 03:29:56 PM »
It won't let you take the Key out unless its in park.  

Still have to figure out when is the best time to "give it too her"  there will be 10-15 people there.  


FQ its not a surprize party... every one thought the teddy bear neckless idea for the tennis braclet last year was great, I mean everyone.

She knows that this year has by far been my worst year, since I've been in biz. ( I'm at abut 7% of last years gross sales)  So she is not expecting anything this year.  Let alone a car.  Reality is I got very lucky that car dealer needed some emergency work after there was a fire in one of thier offices.  We worked out a deal, they paid for every thing, and I got the car for my labor.   
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: I need some help...
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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2009, 03:30:41 PM »
I hope you are not planning on watching "Christine" before this little stunt.   ;D


Christine was a '58 Plymouth Tom, no worries about a Caddy, they have no soul.......

Good idea TAB....

I rented a Caddy once on a golf juncket.  When I got back I decided to take my wife for a spin with it, when we were driving, she asked what the white tees on the floor were used for.

I said, "They're for resting your balls on when you drive!".

She said, "My, those Cadillac people really think of everything don't they?"..... ;D ;D

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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2009, 03:33:08 PM »
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=1065.0

FQ, shut up. You are single now but you might hook up with a lady who checks out this site for ideas about how to impress YOU

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Tim, If all she see's are headlights going on she probably will not CARE     ;D

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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2009, 03:44:27 PM »
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=1065.0

FQ, shut up. You are single now but you might hook up with a lady who checks out this site for ideas about how to impress YOU

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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2009, 04:51:37 PM »


Still have to figure out when is the best time to "give it too her"  there will be 10-15 people there.  




Maybe I'm old fashioned, but if there will be 10-15 people there I'd wait until I got home to "give it to her".   ;D
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Re: I need some help...
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2009, 05:01:50 PM »
you clearly have not met my wife...
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