I may have told this one, but the only time I was made, except for the grabby waitress, was my own damn fault

I have an Uncle Mike's IWB for my J-Frame, and it fits real nice in the shaft of my boot. I wear it on the inside of the left boot under my dress slacks and suits. I made a simple velcro retention strap, but need to work on my sewing ... I was at a gun shop in the Cities and knelt down on my left knee to look at a SureFire in a case. I knew it by the feel before anyone saw it, but the little blue baby came rolling out of the holster. Before I could get control of it it was on the floor next to my boot

I was sure someone saw, but no one said anything or reacted in any way ... Until I was checking out, and the guy that had helped me with a few things asked if I needed anything else ... Like maybe a nice holster

We had a good chuckle as I pulled it out, and we discussed the situation. He didn't have any thing other than a leg band holster, but did find a $125 leather one in a catalog that would be great if I ever hit the Powerball.