I'll be impressed when you can start telling us WHAT they're carrying. "Now see that bulge?, Definately a glock, if it was hung a little lower, mabe a 1911, but its too thick, so its got to be a double stack"...sound of fist impacting jaw, "No man, I was just looking at the gun! You've got it all wrong, honest".
FQ13 who does not want to explain to the GF why he is scanning other guys armpits, crotches and ankles.