I have a grammar question that relates to the very essence of this forum. Brother Haz said in his comment, "...I are fat." And, because Haz is my best friend and I spend a lot of time with him, I wouldn't dare to disagree. He are fat! But, when, or at what point does one's increasing girth allow one to use the plural of I and refer to oneself as "we?" Has Haz reached the point where he could accurately say, "WE is fat."? I mean, there is a lot of Haz. And he has been frequently referred to as a group even when he is all by himself. (I always thought that was just because of the voices.) Or, alternatively, would another of us need to be near him for him to accurately say, "We is fat."?
I guess it really doesn't make a heckuva load of difference since many of us gentlemen of a certain age have begun purchasing larger sizes.
Personally, I think the clothing companies are guilty of putting the wrong labels on t-shirts. There's no way I should need an XL to cover my diminutive frame.