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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2009, 01:26:23 PM »
I have a grammar question that relates to the very essence of this forum.  Brother Haz said in his comment, "...I are fat."   And, because Haz is my best friend and I spend a lot of time with him, I wouldn't dare to disagree.  He are fat!  But, when, or at what point does one's increasing girth allow one to use the plural of I and refer to oneself as "we?"  Has Haz reached the point where he could accurately say, "WE is fat."?  I mean, there is a lot of Haz.  And he has been frequently referred to as a group even when he is all by himself.   (I always thought that was just because of the voices.)  Or, alternatively, would another of us need to be near him for him to accurately say, "We is fat."?


What!!!!??? ?
Its like an energizer bunny talking out of control.. ( or a blond after she drinks too many dirty martini's??)  :-[


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Its not fair.. !! You guys can say what sizes you are and its so acceptable.. ( of course I like ya with some meat and bulk on on ya"  ;) ) Good thing cause when Marshal come over here 5 yrs ago.. he was a size medium shirt.. ( after Teresa and her cooking he is now a 'healthy' XL... LOL
  I don't think I want to start on how much my body has changed since college or even since I was 50!  I'm working on it now.. but I'm not even close to looking like I "used to"..
I've gone up one size.. (plus a little more)  :-\ Thats all I'm saying..
So sad... :(
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2009, 01:27:23 PM »
it's a little known fact that as you age gravity increases it's effect on your body, you are really the same weight that you were back in High School. As far as clothing sizes go it's all a commie plot to make us feel bad about how fat we got to keep us from fighting the commie (or zombie) hoards... ;D ;D
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2009, 01:29:21 PM »
So you are saying he has dicky do disease. His belly sticks out farther than his dicky do.
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2009, 01:30:48 PM »
never really had a favorite t shirt, but iv been wearing the same remington hat for about 7 months now.
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2009, 02:28:36 PM »
I like 2x myself. (a 'little' floppy ;) )

Geoff....you saying you wear 3X now or just that you like the shirts floppy?   ;D  :D  8)

Ken (!!!!!), it was Haz who mentioned "floppy", although I don't know if he was referring to the shirt or himself!  ;D
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2009, 02:34:05 PM »
For once I only THOUGHT the thoughts and didn't say anything.. LOL
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2009, 02:34:15 PM »
What!!!!??? ?
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I've gone up one size.. (plus a little more)  :-\ Thats all I'm saying..
So sad... :(

All depends on where that "one size" gets added, Darlin'         ;)
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2009, 02:34:40 PM »
Path, I ain't goin' down that path with Haz....whatever it is he probably needs one big enough to cover his carry and an extra clip or two.

Oh my, did I say clip, clip, clip, clip, clip ?
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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2009, 04:23:18 PM »
I would just like to thank everybody for the visuals in my head now.... :o

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Re: Favorite T-Shirt
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2009, 04:26:22 PM »
My favorite T-shirt is a 3XL and long enough to cover my butt crack. Most of my shirts aren't that long.
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