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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2009, 11:38:32 PM »
Empty snuff tins are real handy to give the wife little trinkets in.  Mom opened up Walnuts and emptied out the nut part and gave the kids money in the glued back up shell.  She also wrapped money around candy canes and hung them on the tree!  Damn, I miss her!

Richard

My Grandmother did that too.


I've wrapped large packages in trash bags before.   ;D

And I think we still have shirt boxes from 1978 floating back and forth between family members from year to year.
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2009, 11:58:52 PM »
Aluminum foil makes good wrapping paper as well.
It's ecologically friendly, as well.  After Christmas you can use it to make hats.    ;D

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Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2010, 01:45:43 PM »
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Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2010, 03:05:26 PM »
coon ass Christmas! wow! sounds about right for the Bayou!

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Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2010, 03:12:54 PM »
I went to the you tube link, That girl deserves the hits.  LMAO    ;D

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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
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Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2010, 04:28:26 PM »
I gareaunteee, dem coon ass girls awlrite.. ::)
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Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2010, 07:04:57 PM »
I gareaunteee, dem coon ass girls awlrite.. ::)

+10, it's their crazy coon ass brothers you have to watch out for   ;D

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Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2010, 07:08:28 PM »
what do you get when you fill a bar with coon ass girls?

a full set of teeth!

(right on pecan)  ;D
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Re: Cajun.. Twas the Night Before Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2010, 09:19:18 AM »
what do you get when you fill a bar with coon ass girls?

a full set of teeth!

(right on pecan)  ;D

Now you know that depends on whether you're down toward Venice and Boothville, or Fourchon, or Freshwater City.  It varies.  I'd say you were talking about Venice...a few more out of Fourchon and a few less out of Freshwater City.
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Re: You might be a Christmas Redneck......
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2010, 12:21:08 PM »
My dad used a pair of Magtech .45 ACP ammo boxes to wrap gift cards in last night. ;D


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