You might be a Christmas Redneck......

[Walter45Auto]

Merry Christmas Y'all!

[sledgemeister]

My Daughters attempt at gift wrapping with........... Duct Tape!

[tombogan03884]

  Raising her right Sledge 

[fightingquaker13]

Being lazy, it darn hard to beat a holiday bottle bag. You can fit anything from a shirt to ammo to candy (or you know, a bottle) in them and they don't look like you wrapped the gift with your feet. Swing by the package store or Wally world this week and buy a few on sale at about a buck a pop. They are a godsend if you are artistically challenged like me.
FQ13

[fightingquaker13]

a thing of beauty Wlter. and yes, the deer heads did get Santa hats at my house.
FQ13

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[TAB]

no creative wraping this year  kind of hard to get thru TSA with it.  All the inlaws and my wife went to the movies.  I'm here designing the bathroom.  I've got about 4 diffrent floor plans so far.  I need the mother inlaws feed back on which one  she likes so I can refine the design. ( we all know the women of the houses IMO is the only one that matters)



To me this is more fun then going to a movie.  besides they gave me a budget that might as well be a blank check for what they want.   

[tombogan03884]

When my Dad had his Landscape design business he always said if you sold the woman , she would sell the husband  

[rat31465]

I didn't wrap a gift I purchased for an office Christmas parties Gift Exchange one year....the wife got onto me and told me I had to...so on my way to work I stopped in at McDonalds for a Sausage biscuit and a coffee.  Tossed the gift in the McDonalds bag, big grease stain unused napkins and all. Wrapped Duct tape around the bag and gave it to Co-Worker who thought it was the funniest thing he had ever seen.

[tt11758]

This year when the wife opened her gifts she found what was aadvertised to be:

A chime box
A set of outdoor Christmas candy cane lights
A nativity set



Yes, I DID raid the Christmas Closet looking for boxes.  Told her if she wanted stuff in the right boxes and wrapped perfectly I'd have to shop someplace besides Wally World.

Good thing the lady has a sense of humor.   

[CJS3]

Lunch paper sack with a bow.