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honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« on: December 16, 2009, 01:29:33 PM »
http://thatwillbuffout.com/2009/12/16/funny-car-photos-car-crash-leaves-woman-turned-on-for-sex-24-hours-a-day/


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Mum Joleen Baughman’s life is made hell by a car crash injury that left her constantly craving sex.

The smash two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.

It means Joleen, 39, becomes aroused by even the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over or walking across a room.

She said: “It’s unbearable. Just my clothes rubbing gets me so aroused that I can hardly think straight.

“It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate.”
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2009, 02:40:32 PM »
OMG!  She turned in to a teenage boy!
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 02:54:57 PM »
Quote from: Ichiban on December 16, 2009, 02:40:32 PM
OMG!  She turned in to a teenage boy!

Ain't that the truth!  ;D
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 11:30:20 PM »
That reminds me of the woman who said she had a 'spontaneous orgasm' every time she sneezed.
When asked if she was taking anything for it she said, "Yes, black pepper".




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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 08:29:20 PM »
Sign my wife up.
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 08:43:58 PM »
Maybe she could be just what Tiger Woods is looking for!
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 10:00:29 PM »
Quote from: bulldog75 on December 17, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
Sign my wife up.



haha 

I just emailed it to my wife   
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 07:20:04 AM »
Quote from: philw on December 17, 2009, 10:00:29 PM


haha 

I just emailed it to my wife   

Ooooooops!

Forwarding that story to a person's wife or significant other has been proven to have the exact opposite effect.
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2009, 09:08:18 AM »
Quote from: m58 on December 18, 2009, 07:20:04 AM
Ooooooops!

Forwarding that story to a person's wife or significant other has been proven to have the exact opposite effect.

Phil is still young and hasn't got it yet.... and now he'll never get it. ;D
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Re: honey, can you get in a car wreck?
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2009, 12:49:10 PM »
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