The only thing that disarms me
directly, is the Kennedy (yes that one), Family Egg Nog recipe. Thank goodness that stuff only comes out once a year. Makes one very "Jolly"....
Otherwise, I'm carrying (2) .50 caliber quarts, one as mu BUEN
(back up egg nog) 
With my family around, it's better to NOT be carrying a firearm, and get slightly "nogged" to put up with them.

I'll just sick my Aunt Irene on the BG, he would prefer being shot when she's done with him....