There was a hostage situation at a post office today..... I guess the sign on the front door didnt work this time - One in a million chance 
I've actually been in Wytheville. We called it Woofle back in the day.
Hard folks... If we beat their football team, the buses would get rocked all the way out of town.
If we lost, the buses would get rocked all the way out of town

I'm goiing all in with my Chip McCormick gun and Mitch Rosen leather tomorrow; full battle rattle in honor of the season...
Usually I go with a j-frame carried strongside pocket, but I don't have to do a lot of gymnastics tomorrow.