Ham Taters, carrots and boiled onoins, left overs are forming a pea soup as we type. I've cooked turkeys before but places I've worked used to give us a 18-20 pounder .
Man can only eat just so much turkey

I CAN cook, I've even done stuff like Chicken Cordon Bleu. I just don't like to, by the time it's done I'm sick of it and go microwave something.