got a few more for you all
and a lot I am guessing will also suit you all over there
AUSTRALIAN DICTIONARY
Bogan One who lives elsewhere than, or has interests different from, oneself. Melbournite. Dickhead
Bondi Chest Far from Manly, weedy
Cat burying shit, as busy as a Obviously not at work
Chuck a sickie Attend a test cricket match
Compo National alternative to superannuation
Croc sandwich Tourist in northern Australia
Dag Wool around a sheep’s anus clumped with excreta and therefore a term of endearment. Best mate.
Drop Bears Savage bush creatures which live in every tree under which a tourist passes.
Dunny budgie Blowfly
Fair Dinkum White
Galah Stupid but flashy person. Politician.
Industrialations Workplace thuggery.
Ining What your mother still does for you when you are 35.
Lunch, who opened their? Phrase used after farting in the lift, to avoid suspicion.
Mate! Term that can be, and is, used to mean almost anything including 1) Hullo 2) Excuse me! 3) would you mind... ? 4) It is good to see you again 5) I sympathise 6) Well done! 7) You should not have done that etc. etc.
Matie! Male friend of male person for whom, when intoxicated, he feels a strong fellowship. “I love you, matie!” Never to be confused with “poofter” who has such feelings even when not pissed to the eyeballs.
Naughty, have a Have a goodie
No worries! I am blissfully unaware of the situation or the consequences.
Not a problem You are a complete bastard for sticking me with this!
Not the full quid 19/6
Nucular 1) If owned by the USA or the UK (now also the Russians), an approved Weapon of Mass Destruction; if owned by a muslim country or the French, the work of satan in the hands of evil-doers; if owned by the Indians or Chinese, an approved commerical transaction.
2) Bushism; Incorrect pronunication of "nuclear", mainly by retards with their finger on the button.
Nuke Bring enlightenment, christianity, freedom and democracy to undeserving savages in the only language they understand.
Nuddy Condition in which Australian men believe they most resemble Superman.
On the Wallaby Engaged in itinerant pursuit, between engagements. Named for the sexual extremes to which a lonely itinerant may be forced to go.
Pig's arse! Failed Liberal Party President
Pissed Intoxicated. What you did into your host's fish tank when intoxicated.
Pissed to the eyeballs Intoxicated to the point of probably vomiting shortly and walking into the path of oncoming cars, and therefore both a highly amusing condition and cause for pride.
(Bring a) Plate (Arrive with) food, commonly sandwiches, slices, salads, nibblies. (Note to immigrants: Do not bring only a plate. The host has plenty of crockery.)
Plonk The sound your bum makes when you fall to the ground after half a glass.
Politician "An arse upon which everyone has sat except a man" (cummings).
Pommy shower Underarm deodorant
Pommy bastard Englishman who fails to even take a pommy shower before going about in public.
Port Bogan term for "suitcase"
Pot Bogan term for “middy”
Potato cake Bogan term for "scallop"
Prison Aboriginal housing solution.
Raw prawn What you should not come with me.
Root? Foreplay.
also "Wanna root?" Extended foreplay
Root rat Aussie sheila (optimistically)
Stastistics 10% more than "statistics".
Seckertree (also Seckertairy) Female slave, office waitress.
Seckiteers Bogan for "secateurs"
She’ll be right I hate you for putting me in this compromising position.
Speedos Budgie smugglers (Bogan equivalents: "cossies, bathers, swimmers, trunks")
The ABC The reason intelligent Australians can remain in Australia for extended periods.
The Arts in Australia
Thongs Tuneth people thing about thandalth and dental floth
Too hard basket filing system for Aboriginal issues
True Blue White
Ute Greatest Australian invention. Ever.
Verse compete against
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Bull dyke Particularly aggressive same sex attracted female. Not favoured in girl-on-girl action for male entertainment (such as jelly wrestling).
Deadshit 1) Person appraised as being of below average intelligence, 2) person with limited understanding and experience of the real world; politician (“What a deadshit Tony Abbott is!”). 3) Person who disagrees with one’s point of view (“You’re such a deadshit!”). 4) An American.
Deadshits The rest of the world in general (“look what the deadshits are doing in the Middle East”.)
Dickhead 1) male not endowed with superior intelligence. One who intentionally pursues unintelligent ends by unintelligent means; politician. 2) Any male when compared to oneself.
3) In motoring, any nearby driver.
f..k me! Expression of mild surprise. Not generally a call to action.
f..k me dead! Expression of exasperation or great surprise.
f..k off! 1) “Leave the vicinity with all haste!”. 2) (dismissively) I reuse to comply,
3) Expression of surprise and disbelief (“f..k off! Really?”)
f..k off, Go away. I do not like you and I am not joking..
To f..k off To go away generally (“Where’s he fucked off to?”), also instruction (“Why don’t you just f..k off?”).
f..k one off To dismiss, get rid of ("The Mormons came to the door but I fucked them off quick smart!")
To f..k off early To leave one’s place of employment before the agreed finishing time. (“This job gives me the shits. I am going to f..k off early.”)
f..k me dead! “I am quite upset and frustrated.”
f..k you! 1) “I am angry with your recent action”, 2) “I refuse to comply with your request”.
Poofter, poof 1) Male who enjoys the company of women to that of his mates 2) male who is “same sex attracted” 3) Male with whom one is not friendly. )
Poofter bashing Popular Saturday night sport for bright young lads from the suburbs.
Skippy poofter Same sex attracted Caucasian Australian male. Popular Saturday night target for bright young lads from the inner suburbs with loud cars. Any Australian male not of Middle Eastern heritage.
Oxford Street Once a Sydney neighbourhood predominantly the haunt of skippy poofs. Now mainly frequented by trendy and more than averagely attractive young heterosexual women with long legs, tall boots, short skirts, prominent breasts, a taste for extremely expensive cocktails and the social skills to get them for free.
Mardi Gras a world-famous, vibrant celebration of homosexual liberation in Oxford Street. A parade most enjoyed by heterosexuals and nuclear families, after which the nation returns to the usual denigration, scorn, condemnation and abuse of poofters (particularly by devotees of religious faiths whose central dogma is “love”).
Shit 1) eliminate stools from the anus, 2) upset (“You shit me”)
Shit to tears Intensive of Shit (2) (“You shit me to tears”)
(Oh) Shit! In motoring and aviation, famous last word(s).
Shits, the shits 1) diarrhoea, 2) a generalised bad feeling, metaphorically the emotional equivalent of diarrhoea, 3) feeling of boredom, aggravation or frustration (“This job gives me the shits!”). 4) upset generally (“He’s got the shits.”)
Shit house 1) outdoor water closet, 2) dunny, 3) place of work, 4) school, 5) habitat of dunny budgies (q.v.).
Shithouse Of poor quality ("How did you go in your exam?" "Shithouse!")
Shit stirrer Agent pocrotaveur proc povacr pacro silly dickhead
Shitfer brains Vocative for one not highly regarded (“Hey! Shitfer brains! Get yer arse over ‘ere!”),
(Have) shit for brains Be more than averagely incompetent (“He’s got shit for brains.”)
Slut woman of loose morality prized by men for pre-marital sexual relations.
Virgin Woman of chaste virtue preferred by men as a marriage partner.
Tinny 1) Drink can made from steel 2) Boat made from aluminium
Hostage negotiations The measured release, on a case by case basis, and after due and diligent consideration, of stools from the anus.
Pinch a loaf 1) engage in hostage negotiations. 2) Also famous grounds for transportation from England to somewhere immeasurably better. (An example of the compassion of 18 th Century English “justice” now being revived by the Australian Ministry for Truth.)
Towel heads 1) Stupid foreigners with un-Australian customs and strange gods. From early Australian children’s games, headgear fashioned from partly-rolled-up towels, worn by children at the local swimming pool pretending to be dashing European heroes who ruled Arabia such as, in the 1950s, Rudolf Valentino in The Sheik; or from late 1960s, Lawrence of Arabia. Now victims in shoot ‘em up games. 2) People so stupid they need freedom and democracy belted into them, western-style.
Wanker 1) Male who has sex exclusively with the only human being who knows exactly how he likes it. 2) What the “W” in George W. Bush stands for.
Up oneself, be 1) Characteristic of a wanker who forgets that there is only one person in his perfect relationship. (“John Howard is up himself.”) 2) Be American.
Youse Plural of “you”. Commonly used by pugilists with incipient brain damage (“I love youse! I love youse all!”). Not to be confused with homophonic inamoratae of New Zealanders (apocryphally)
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