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State Of Georgia Sues MIchelle Obama's Ass (SPOOF)
« on: January 09, 2010, 10:56:29 AM »
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i66346


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Just a few weeks ago at the annual televised 'Celebrity Judging Show', critics awarded President Barack Hussein Obama's wife, Michelle, the coveted 'Really Big Ass of the Year Award'.

Hundreds of Hollywood's elite gathered at a star-studded ceremony held in Grummnan's Chinese Theater. A team of three judges from the prestigious IPT Center announced their favorite picks in 23 differant categories.

Obama beat out a strong field of nominees including, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnel, Michael Moore, and last year's winner, Secretary Hillary Clinton.

But this week that mighty Ass-et just might be a big liability.

The State Attorney of Georgia has filed a class action lawsuit claiming statewide crop damage to Georgia's peach crop due to a recent visit by Michelle Obama to neighboring Florida's beaches.

In the lawsuit the State claims that significant amounts of sunlight were blocked by Obama's very large ass as she sunbathed on the Floridas during a 7 day period.

The lawsuit seeks a monetary compensation to farmers and harvesters who have suffered an economic hardship.
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Re: State Of Georgia Sues MIchelle Obama's Ass (SPOOF)
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 11:44:48 AM »
  ;D

Some funny stuff..
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Re: State Of Georgia Sues MIchelle Obama's Ass (SPOOF)
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2010, 12:05:08 PM »
They make a great pair -  1 Big Ass and 1 Big Turd
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Re: State Of Georgia Sues MIchelle Obama's Ass (SPOOF)
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2010, 12:10:42 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Bravo on January 09, 2010, 12:05:08 PM
They make a great pair -  1 Big Ass and 1 Big Turd


One Big Ass and One Big Ass Mistake!!!
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Re: State Of Georgia Sues MIchelle Obama's Ass (SPOOF)
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 03:02:18 PM »

'The Ass and the Hemorrhoid".
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Re: State Of Georgia Sues MIchelle Obama's Ass (SPOOF)
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Re: State Of Georgia Sues MIchelle Obama's Ass (SPOOF)
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2010, 03:07:03 PM »
Ain't that what The One's name stands for?  One Big Ass Mistake America.  Sounds about right to me. ;)
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