Don't try to blame the MOLLE, It's the sausage gravy that makes your butt look big.
Nope...that can't be it...the gravy keeps sliding off....
One of the gun-zines had an article on him a few years ago and supposedly he is as good a shot as he is in the movies.Still needs to tone it down. He's old and done.
Respect your elders. You remind me of that punk kid that called me an old man when I rode past him on my bicycle. When I circled around and asked him who he was calling an old man, he had nothing to say just like the first time he flapped his lips.
Here's something to think about, I'm mouthy AND old.I'm either a badazz or lucky