Author Topic: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine  (Read 5619 times)

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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2010, 01:39:55 PM »
And then I start to cry...  until I realize that if Joe takes a dirt nap, Nancy's in charge...  And then I get out the Scotch. :'( :'( :'(

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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2010, 01:55:25 PM »
And then I start to cry...  until I realize that if Joe takes a dirt nap, Nancy's in charge...  And then I get out the Scotch. :'( :'( :'(
Thus proving that neither W nor BO are as dumb as people think. They both chose a veep that scared the crap out people (though for different reasons) and had about the most useless Speakers on record as the second option. Hell, they didn't need the secret service. All BO would have to do is ask the gun toting assasin, "You do realze that if you pull that trigger Biden will be President right"? ;D
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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2010, 01:58:21 PM »
And then I start to cry...  until I realize that if Joe takes a dirt nap, Nancy's in charge...  And then I get out the Scotch. :'( :'( :'(

and it is said the Dems aren't good for the economy......BO is named the best Gun Salesman, Joe gives the Kleenex tissue market a boost, and Nancy puts booze sales through the roof....

 
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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 05:17:42 PM »
and it is said the Dems aren't good for the economy......BO is named the best Gun Salesman, Joe gives the Kleenex tissue market a boost, and Nancy puts booze sales through the roof....

 


Not to mention Botox.......just from personal use.
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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2010, 06:22:15 PM »

Not to mention Botox.......just from personal use.
Now, now. Its just that her ears have been lonely. They yearn for the day they can snuggle toghther behind her head. :P
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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2010, 09:00:57 AM »
Now, now. Its just that her ears have been lonely. They yearn for the day they can snuggle toghther behind her head. :P
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Now THAT's FUNNY!
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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2010, 10:18:56 AM »
Now THAT's FUNNY!
Friend I was stationed with works for the House and she says the Wicked Witch of the West probably spends more on cosmetic surgery than half of Hollyweird.

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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2010, 11:28:28 AM »
He's a shining example that America is the land of opportunity.

Where else can a full-blown retard become vice president of the United States?

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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2010, 11:42:42 AM »
Now, now. Its just that her ears have been lonely. They yearn for the day they can snuggle toghther behind her head. :P
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She's had so many facelifts that now she is LITERALLY talking out of her ass.
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Re: Joe Biden ~~The Gaffe Machine
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2010, 02:19:25 PM »

She's had so many facelifts that now she is LITERALLY talking out of her ass.

So that's where the funny-lookin' eyebrows come from............   :o
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