I hate guns.

[TAB]

I have all these guns, plenty of ammo and I can't use them do to weather.   

For once I have the time to do hobbys that I enjoy, yet I don't have the money and/or the weather sucks.

[Fatman]

I have all these guns, plenty of ammo and I can't use them do to weather.   

For once I have the time to do hobbys that I enjoy, yet I don't have the money and/or the weather sucks.

Air Soft. Sticky target. Basement or other suitable room.  Don't shoot your eye out.

[fightingquaker13]

I have all these guns, plenty of ammo and I can't use them do to weather.   

For once I have the time to do hobbys that I enjoy, yet I don't have the money and/or the weather sucks.

No worrys, turn that frown upside down! I have the solution. Can you do it? Sure you can, because you TAB, are good enough, smart enough,  and dog gone it, and people like you here in the Neighborhood (at which point FQ inexplicably changes his shoes and puts on a light blue sweater.)   Heres The answer to all your blues. Forget shooting, its loud, expensive and scares the insecure. Instead take up dog shows. Kind of like a beauty pagent only with dogs rather than whiny teenagers. Much more fun, really. I will get you started by trading you one highly bred Elhew English pointer  for all those rusty guns you can't shot. The dog keeps going weather regardless. In fact, just this very day, for the second time in her short (and getting shorter ) life, she decided that eating a tin of skoal was the the thing to do. Not pretty does not even come close to describing the results. So tab, you lose some rust, I lose, excuse me sacrifice, a fine dog and we're all three happy.
FQ13

[Ulmus]

That post is useless without pics!  LOL!

[tombogan03884]

No worrys, turn that frown upside down! I have the solution. Can you do it? Sure you can, because you TAB, are good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, and people like you here in the Neighborhood (at which point FQ inexplicably changes his shoes and puts on a light blue sweater.)  Heres The answer to all your blues. Forget shooting, its loud, expensive and scares the insecure. Instead take up dog shows. Kind of like a beauty pagent only with dogs rather than whiny teenagers. Much more fun, really. I will get you started by trading you one highly bred Elhew English pointer  for all those rusty guns you can't shot. The dog keeps going weather regardless. In fact, just this very day, for the second time in her short (and getting shorter ) life, she decided that eating a tin of skoal was the the thing to do. Not pretty does not even come close to describing the results. So tab, you lose some rust, I lose, excuse me sacrifice, a fine dog and we're all three happy.
FQ13

Have you started using drugs ?
Maybe you should consider it.   

+10 on the airsoft

[Sponsor]

[fightingquaker13]

Have you started using drugs ?
Maybe you should consider it.   

+10 on the airsoft

No drugs, just the better part of an hour spent trying to undo the damage 50 pounds of overgrown puppy and a tin of dip (which does not go well with canine digestive systems BTW) can create. A good time was had by none, and Quaker is on his second glass of Plymouth gin. That's the good stuff and rarley deployed. Tonight, its out in force. Anyone want a dog?
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

 Is this the same one who ate that Lebanese girls Doctoral thesis ?

[fightingquaker13]

Is this the same one who ate that Lebanese girls Doctoral thesis ?

Palestenian, undergrad thesis, and yes the very same. You want a dog? They say puppies help guys pick up chicks, maybe having a dog could attract voters. She is very conservative, I promise.
FQ13

[tombogan03884]

 She'd probably eat the darn ballots