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What's next?  Hell froze over Sunday (The N.O. Saints won the Superbowl) and Murtha passed away today.  What's next?

BHO resigns.
0 (0%)
Katie Couric resigns.
3 (17.6%)
Al Gore admits global warming is a hoax.
2 (11.8%)
The gun-hating Brady bunch disbands.
0 (0%)
Jimasay Carter finds world peace at a Holiday Inn.
0 (0%)
The IRS is abolished.
2 (11.8%)
China forgives our debt.
1 (5.9%)
The toothfairy comes out as a closet redneck.
1 (5.9%)
Osama Bin Laden & BHO are brothers...OBL's dad got around (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
5 (29.4%)
Something else...read my reply below.
3 (17.6%)

Total Members Voted: 17


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Rastus

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THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« on: February 08, 2010, 08:19:11 PM »
OK...the New Orleans Saints won the Superbowl and clearly hell froze over...and spilled out to DC.  That was Sunday.

Murtha will never again falsely accuse our warrior heroes for political gain after today.

What's next?  I think the toothfairy is going to come out as a Redneck tomorrow.
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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 08:34:09 PM »
OK...the New Orleans Saints won the Superbowl and clearly hell froze over...and spilled out to DC.  That was Sunday.

Murtha will never again falsely accuse our warrior heroes for political gain after today.

What's next?  I think the toothfairy is going to come out as a Redneck tomorrow.

Pfft. Tooth Fairy is a hockey player. Don't you watch commercials?  ;D
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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 08:35:35 PM »
Pfft. Tooth Fairy is a hockey player. Don't you watch commercials?  ;D

I missed that one..    :D 
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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 09:02:53 PM »
I voted that Katie Currik resignes. 

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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 09:33:38 PM »
Came in 4's

1) Teddy passes.
2) Scott brown takes the peoples seat.
3) NO Saints win.
4) Murtha passes
5) Conservative, gun hugger takes his seat.
6) ?
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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 10:33:35 PM »
Nancy Pelosi's husband is arrested for insider trading and Nancy is arrested as an accomplice. She is handcuffed and does the tearful perp walk out the front of the capitol building.
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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2010, 02:04:19 AM »
Either Barney Frank will choke on a wiener, or Nancy Pelosi will be cut to death by an exploding mirror.

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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2010, 04:19:58 AM »
Nancy Pelosi's husband is arrested for insider trading and Nancy is arrested as an accomplice. She is handcuffed and does the tearful perp walk out the front of the capitol building.

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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 04:55:44 AM »
the Australian changes the laws and lets  LAFO's  have Semi Auto's  and CCW ;)
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Re: THINGS COME IN THREE'S
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 05:52:40 AM »

 Murtha passes

 Conservative, gun hugger takes his seat.

That very well could occur. If it does, we'll all be very lucky. Liberalism is dieing in this country, thank God.   Bill T.

 

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