Is this the big event the Iranians promised us today?
Your choice -
1. Marshal taking down the servers for 6 hours, causing great wailing and gnashing of teeth and rending of garments - and that's just him! The rest of us just go into withdrawal whimpering.
2. M'ette dancing nekkid around a wikkan bonfire waving her broom around.
3. Hell and DC frozen over and closed for a 4th day!!!
Someone want to start one of those poll threads?