Author Topic: Love handles saved my life  (Read 1966 times)

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Re: Love handles saved my life
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2010, 04:35:05 AM »
I guess I'll just keep waiting for the Blackhawk line of Twinkies. (Available in tactical black)
I'd rather get the Foliage Green from Magpul
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Re: Love handles saved my life
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2010, 06:50:21 AM »
Oh no........sounds like a new reality show or maybe she'll be on Oprah? I'll stay on my diet and take my chances.
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Re: Love handles saved my life
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2010, 03:14:19 PM »
if she does end up putting on more weight (tactical fat), she will probably just drop dead of a heart-attack.
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Re: Love handles saved my life
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2010, 03:51:15 PM »
if she does end up putting on more weight (tactical fat), she will probably just drop dead of a heart-attack.

Yeah, but not from a gunshot wound. Seems like a pretty well thought out airtight plan to me, which is impervious to logic and reasoning.

 

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