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How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« on: March 07, 2010, 05:30:19 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100307/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_breast_milk_assault;_ylt=Aq7ez3GQX3AJTlaJ4nNtfc6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTN1cnRzM2zBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMzA3L3VzX29kZF9icmVhc3RfbWlsa19hc3NhdWx0BGNjb2RlA21vc3Rwb3BbGFyBGNwb3MDOARwb3MDNQRwdANob21lX2Nva2UEc2VjA3luX2hlYWRsaW5lX2xpc3QEc2xrA3dvbWFu2hhcmdlZA--

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OWENSBORO, Ky. – A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000.

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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 05:53:03 PM »
now thats funny shit right there
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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2010, 05:58:30 PM »
I guess that qualifies as a "food fight", but come on.  How dangerous is breast milk?  Give me a break.  Assault?
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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2010, 06:02:38 PM »
She may have AIDS. Spitting is an assault too.
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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2010, 10:40:46 PM »
Gives new meaning to 'squirt gun'.    :P  :P


Beware of da 'Boobinator'......  :o  :o
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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2010, 11:30:50 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 10:40:46 PM
Gives new meaning to 'squirt gun'.    :P  :P


Beware of da 'Boobinator'......  :o  :o

Boobinator...........ROTFLMAO !  Dang Peg.......Thanks I needed that.
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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2010, 08:04:03 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 10:40:46 PM
Gives new meaning to 'squirt gun'.    :P  :P


Beware of da 'Boobinator'......  :o  :o


LOL

I wonder if "she let her have it with both boobs"?
Or walks around "locked and nippled"?

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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2010, 08:11:06 AM »
I wonder if she'll use the "cookie" defense...
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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2010, 09:30:55 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on March 07, 2010, 10:40:46 PM
Gives new meaning to 'squirt gun'.    :P  :P


Beware of da 'Boobinator'......  :o  :o


LMAO!!  ;D

Bravo....Peg.....Bravo
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Re: How do you defend against.../ you can't make this shit up.
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2010, 03:00:23 PM »


PS:  there are some other interesting pics to be found when you punch "Got milk?" into images.google.com, but I ain't posting those.   :P  You can go look for yourself if  you're that interested. 
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