So i've had this creadit at a hardwood flooring wholesaler for along time and since I'm not working I figured what the hell, lets put hardwood in the front room.
So I picked up some 3 1/4" select red oak. Now hard woods you have to acclamated them to the room you are going to install them in. So I had them siting in the front room. Well my wife gets home, and for some reason comes in the front door instead of the garage door. You guessed it, she triped right over the, as she did not turn on the lights.

Of corse she is pissed, after about 30 seconds into her rant, I ask her: "so how do you like your new hard wood floors" Then came the tears, and the hugs...
Then the &%*($)(@&%*^&%(%&%(&@#*%$(#_!@_)* cell phone range and she had to go back to work
