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Woman Crashes While Shaving Bikini Area
Updated: Monday, 08 Mar 2010, 2:56 PM EST
Published : Monday, 08 Mar 2010, 9:25 AM EST

MYFOX NATIONAL - Florida Highway Trooper Gary Dunick was not surprised when he came to the scene of a car crash caused by a woman who was distracted shaving her bikini line reports KeysNews.com .

Dunick has had some crazy experiences pulling over drivers but said “If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it.”

Megan Mariah Barnes, a 37-year-old woman, caused a car crash when she had her ex-husband take the wheel from the passenger seat while she shaved her bikini area.

Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be “ready for the visit” reports WJZ.com .

According to KeysNews.com , Barnes crashed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet Truck. The passenger was David Schoff who had slowed down to make a right hand turn when Barnes' 1995 Thunderbird hit it at 45 mph which was within the speed limit.

FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said that Barnes then allegedly drove a half mile further down the road where she switched seats with her ex-husband Charles Judy so that it looked like she had not been driving.

Dunick said that Judy had burns from the passenger side air bag that proved he had not been in the driver’s seat. The air bag in the driver’s seat had not deployed.

Barnes should not have been driving in the first place. The day before the accident, she had been convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended license. Her license was revoked for five years and she was to have taken her car to be impounded reports KeysNews.com .

If Barnes is convicted, she could face a maximum sentence of a year in jail for violating her probation due to the wreck.

Dunick says, “My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there's a funny side to this, but it's also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this. It is unbelievable. I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys.”

and no you don't want to see pics.

[fightingquaker13]

You know, its a sad day when a californian can say "Only in Florida", its even sadder when you cannot say him nay. (see my post on the Back wax" scandal in the Fl. Senate race in politics) .
FQ13 who is all in favor of an amicable divorce, but helping your ex out while she shaves her pubes on the way to see her boy friend?

[SwoopSJ]

FQ13 who is all in favor of an amicable divorce, but helping your ex out while she shaves her pubes on the way to see her boy friend?

What seems like idiocy on the surface, may actually be genius in motion on this guy's part.  He could be trying to pawn her off on some other sucker to avoid paying alimony.   

Swoop

[fightingquaker13]

What seems like idiocy on the surface, may actually be genius in motion on this guy's part.  He could be trying to pawn her off on some other sucker to avoid paying alimony.   

Swoop

I like the way you think swoop, but somehow I don't think that there was any genius, in motion or otherwise, in that car.
FQ13

[crusader rabbit]

FQ said helping your ex out while she shaves her pubes on the way to see her boy friend

Crusader notes... Not that there's anything wrong with that... 

Crusader's further observation...  Some of the best sex I ever had (before Bunny, of course) was with ex-wives.  Not mine, but somebody else's.

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[fightingquaker13]

FQ said helping your ex out while she shaves her pubes on the way to see her boy friend

Crusader notes... Not that there's anything wrong with that...  

Crusader's further observation...  Some of the best sex I ever had (before Bunny, of course) was with ex-wives.  Not mine, but somebody else's.

FQ13's observation. Three letters. TMI.
FQ13, who can't help but agree with your last point. To avoid being sent to the corner, I will use the mildest reply I can. Q: "Who would want to marry a woman who's been sullied by another man"? A:  "What fool would want to marry one who hasn't been? Would you hire someone who didn't know how to do the job"?

[ericire12]

Yeah, and they get all wee wee'd up about texting while driving

[twyacht]

They must have DD's in California for the shaving/waxing/driving types,.....Wouldn't want to be distracted by the other drivers, traffic, road conditions, for such a sensitive area,.....

Yeah, and they all wee wee'd up about texting while driving

 

[GUNS-R-US]

You know, its a sad day when a californian can say "Only in Florida", its even sadder when you cannot say him nay. (see my post on the Back wax" scandal in the Fl. Senate race in politics) .
FQ13 who is all in favor of an amicable divorce, but helping your ex out while she shaves her pubes on the way to see her boy friend?

LMAO 

[Johnny Bravo]

They must have DD's in California for the shaving/waxing/driving types,.....Wouldn't want to be distracted by the other drivers, traffic, road conditions, for such a sensitive area,.....

 

That would make a great razor commercial