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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2010, 10:39:23 AM »
Did you ever wonder why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Just asking.

No helmet = no radio.  No communications = hard to find target.

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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 11:07:14 AM »
These are good.. makes me smile...

My mom always ask me why ..when we are vacuuming the rug.. if we see a thread or yarn or something like that on the floor..
 Why ado we lean over..pick it up ..and then drop it in front of the sweeper... sometimes having to go over it several times before it sucks it up..
 weird... but I do it..  :-\
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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2010, 11:44:09 AM »
These are good.. makes me smile...

My mom always ask me why ..when we are vacuuming the rug.. if we see a thread or yarn or something like that on the floor..
 Why ado we lean over..pick it up ..and then drop it in front of the sweeper... sometimes having to go over it several times before it sucks it up..
 weird... but I do it..  :-\


Me too! 
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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2010, 11:46:09 AM »
Why is named "7-11" if it is open 24hrs.......

.......and if it's open 24hrs why are there locks on the door?
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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2010, 12:09:26 PM »
Why is "bra" singular, but "pants" plural?
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Re: Philosophical Question.............
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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2010, 12:38:30 PM »
Why is "bra" singular, but "pants" plural?

And why do you call pants a pair when it is one item?
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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2010, 01:05:27 PM »
.......and if it's open 24hrs why are there locks on the door?

For when the power goes out or you have a fire and you have to run all the customers out of the store. (I know from experience.)
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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2010, 01:30:42 PM »
GUYS!  We know that for may (most?) of the 'questions' there is a legit answer....that's NOT the point!  ::)
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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2010, 01:36:58 PM »
If super man can fly, can he really leap tall buildings with a single bound or is he cheating?



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Re: Philosophical Question.............
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2010, 04:17:22 PM »
Why do we not call a tooth brush a teeth brush.

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