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Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
« on: March 24, 2010, 06:03:21 PM »
I will never do this ever again! Melanie wanted this nice Oak kitchen island. So I told her to just go ahead and just get it.
Big mistake!! I thought because of the price it came assembled. Even bigger mistake! I will never build another piece of furniture again! Ever. Never Ever Again! It all worked out OK, but my God what a pain in the a$$! I never assembled so much crap in my entire life! I would rather build a bolt action rifle with a hammer, chisel, and a file! Don't ever do this guys. I'm telling you now, buy the damn thing totally assembled, no matter what it costs! It does look really nice but it only took 1 hour to mount my scope on my new Kimber 8400 with lapping and all. This pig took 7 1/2 hours start to finish!! She is happy though, and so am I, so I guess that is all that matters. Just take it from me..... buy it already built!!!  Bill T.

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Re: Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2010, 07:10:35 PM »
so I take it you won't be going to Ikea any time soon then



hehe  we don't normally get Furniture like that   most of the time it is solid timber gear
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Re: Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2010, 08:10:00 PM »
IKEA  =  Napalm.  Low level, high airspeed, bank right, release, laugh as the helpless villagers die by the thousands. It is only what is right.  Bill T.

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Re: Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2010, 08:15:44 PM »
And obviously Storehouse.com isn't on your list either. 

one thing I've learned from "assembling" all this furniture is how to make my own......better.



THEN THE EVIL SIDE takes over and want to know:  Do they sell NOT READY TO ASSEMBLE furniture?
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Re: Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2010, 08:40:44 PM »
How many languages do the instructions cover now?

Been there, it is truly awful...
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Re: Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2010, 09:55:50 PM »
I'm with you, my wife bought everything for my son's room from IKEA. I'm talking like bed, shelves, dressers, chairs, table and so on. I spent a lot of time crawling on the floor with an Allen wrench.

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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2010, 10:01:37 PM »
Two words: Operator error ;D
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Re: Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2010, 03:02:38 AM »
Ikea truly was started by a former Nazi, suspected of War crimes.

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Re: Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2010, 07:06:36 AM »
"Ready To Assemble" Furniture is where manufacturing tolerances come in to play BIGTIME!!!!!  Been there done that.  I couldn't agree more.

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Re: Do Not Buy "Ready To Assemble" Furniture, EVER, NEVER !!
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2010, 07:49:50 AM »
The worst thing are the damn hand drawn diagrams. You would think for the price, along with the fact we now live in the digital age, they could at least include detailed actual photographs, instead of drawings that look like they were hand drawn by a third grader 20 minutes after receiving a shot of Demerol.   Bill T.

 

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