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Run Faster, I Hear Banjos.
« on: March 27, 2010, 07:16:46 PM »
You really can't make this up.

http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html

 Mar 26, 2010 11:00 pm US/Eastern
Police: Drunk Pa. Man Tried To 'Revive' Opossum
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) ―

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."

Oliver Township is about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

There's a WTF for ya,..... :o Silly drunk, mouth to mouth only works on raccoons.... ::)
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Re: Run Faster, I Hear Banjos.
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 10:21:10 PM »
We never did that stuff when I lived in Punxsutawney.
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Re: Run Faster, I Hear Banjos.
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2010, 10:50:26 PM »
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Re: Run Faster, I Hear Banjos.
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 10:55:12 PM »
I saw that article and was going to post it. Then I thought, "except for the alcohol, dead possum and the mouth to mouth attempt, this could be any of us."   ;D
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