75% of Florida Mini-mart Customers Pack Heat (actual real life survey)

[Hazcat]

Come on fellas, I'm "wicked smaaat", just aks me!

(erudite?  where's my @&%*ing thesaurus) rassa,frassa, friggin cat, geez!)  .....

 

OK, try this: "It sounded more smarter than the Tim I know."

[Timothy]

OK, try this: "It sounded more smarter than the Tim I know."

I got nuttin......blurp, smeagle, snortk....drool.....Damn!  17 years of college down the crapper...good thing I'm pretty!

 

[Hazcat]

I got nuttin......blurp, smeagle, snortk....drool.....Damn!  17 years of college down the crapper...good thing I'm pretty!

 

See, right there's yer problem.  'S only supposed ta take 4! 

I mean looks at me, I ken communicates real gud an I never even wents ta kolledge!

[PegLeg45]

See, right there's yer problem.  'S only supposed ta take 4! 

I mean looks at me, I ken communicates real gud an I never even wents ta kolledge!

Not even 'Cat College'? ......You coulda' joined a 'Feline Fraternity'.     







I know, ***GROAN***

[twyacht]

AMEN! Based on the lines and folks taking the CCW course, and the continued efforts of the FL legislature wanting to raid the Dept. Of Agricultures funds, which issue the CCW license, FL. should have a million LEGAL CCW holders by the 2012 election.

Now if we can get rid of that RINO Crist, and remember the old FL. bumper stickers:

1) We don't care how you did it in New York
2) If you Love NY so much, get on I-95 North and don't stop.
3) Last American leaving Miami, please take the Flag

Here in Broward County, we might hold the line.... I'd put the "legal" CCW ratio here at 55-70%.

Hard to tell with those fancy pocket holsters and IWB rigs,..... .

[Sponsor]

[seeker_two]

"Conversating"  ?

Yes....."conversating" is what they do in those high-falutin' states like Florida.....in Texas, we'd just be "jawin' "...... 

[crusader rabbit]

"Conversating"  ?

Tim, the use of a “Southernism” was done specifically to set the light, good-old-boy, friendly, blue-collar tenor of the missive that followed.   It is a literary device employed by many throughout history—Charles Dickens comes immediately to mind.  My intent was to establish a tone more along the lines of Larry-the-Cable-Guy than along the lines of William F. Buckley.

Immediately following was another literary device known as hyperbole—or something grandly exaggerated specifically for effect. 

Haz and I did not, in actual fact, solve any of the world’s problems.  If you check your morning paper, you may confirm this for yourself.   We have difficulty enough solving our own personal problems without taking on the entire world.

Finally, “conversating” was used not because either Haz or I suffer from vocabulary reduction syndrome. Between the two of us, we know virtually every word that is knowable.  It’s not at all surprising that the good people at Roget’s may call us when stumped for a word.  (There’s that hyperbole, again.) 

I will plead guilty to an indiscriminate usage of my rather vast vocabulary and I pledge to you, Tim, to try and keep it more in tune with the half vast verbiage with which you are more comfortable.

Submitted for your consideration in the friendliest possible manner,
Crusader

[fightingquaker13]

It reminds me of that "Miami Vice" episode where the lights go out in the court room. When they come back up, virtually everyone, from the judge to the clerk to the cops and witnesses  has their piece out. As his honor said "This is a great testimonial to our Second Ammedmend rights. Now, can we put the guns away?"  Bienvenidos a Florida.
FQ13 Who is carrying a gun if he's wearing pants and not on government property.

[fightingquaker13]

Tim, the use of a “Southernism” was done specifically to set the light, good-old-boy, friendly, blue-collar tenor of the missive that followed.   It is a literary device employed by many throughout history—Charles Dickens comes immediately to mind.  My intent was to establish a tone more along the lines of Larry-the-Cable-Guy than along the lines of William F. Buckley.

Immediately following was another literary device known as hyperbole—or something grandly exaggerated specifically for effect. 

Haz and I did not, in actual fact, solve any of the world’s problems.  If you check your morning paper, you may confirm this for yourself.   We have difficulty enough solving our own personal problems without taking on the entire world.

Finally, “conversating” was used not because either Haz or I suffer from vocabulary reduction syndrome. Between the two of us, we know virtually every word that is knowable.  It’s not at all surprising that the good people at Roget’s may call us when stumped for a word.  (There’s that hyperbole, again.) 

I will plead guilty to an indiscriminate usage of my rather vast vocabulary and I pledge to you, Tim, to try and keep it more in tune with the half vast verbiage with which you are more comfortable.

Submitted for your consideration in the friendliest possible manner,
Crusader

Crusader
While I appreciate your use of the venacular/dialect, cf. "converstating" and also your wide knowledge of the Queens English, what you might gain in the way of erudition, pales in comparison to the number of innocent electrons slain in your voluminious post. When dealing with the likes of Tim, sometimes less is more. Just call him a damn yankee and  leave it at that.
FQ13

[Timothy]

Tim, the use of a “Southernism” was done specifically to set the light, good-old-boy, friendly, blue-collar tenor of the missive that followed.   It is a literary device employed by many throughout history—Charles Dickens comes immediately to mind.  My intent was to establish a tone more along the lines of Larry-the-Cable-Guy than along the lines of William F. Buckley.

Immediately following was another literary device known as hyperbole—or something grandly exaggerated specifically for effect. 

Haz and I did not, in actual fact, solve any of the world’s problems.  If you check your morning paper, you may confirm this for yourself.   We have difficulty enough solving our own personal problems without taking on the entire world.

Finally, “conversating” was used not because either Haz or I suffer from vocabulary reduction syndrome. Between the two of us, we know virtually every word that is knowable.  It’s not at all surprising that the good people at Roget’s may call us when stumped for a word.  (There’s that hyperbole, again.) 

I will plead guilty to an indiscriminate usage of my rather vast vocabulary and I pledge to you, Tim, to try and keep it more in tune with the half vast verbiage with which you are more comfortable.

Submitted for your consideration in the friendliest possible manner,
Crusader

Crusader,

I’ve obliviously misunderestimated your command of the grammatical profundetry as delineated in your afourmensioned statement.

Respectfully submitted…..in the most respectful submission of respectfulness, Kind Sir…

Timmy     

p.s. FQ.....I've mentioned 'afor that I'm from Michigan and therefor considerably less Yankee than most...