And what says party more than a midget country band and a knife throwing Elvis impersonator?

Seriously TW, I dated a girl who thought along those same lines. She was the reason for my one and only experience of being arrested, and damned near got me killed while riding bitch on her bike doing 130 on the Tamiami trail with her topless and me shitfaced and putting my hands in naughty places, not for recreational purposes, but just because I didn't want to fall off the damn bike. To quote Junior Brown "you're wanted by the po-lice and my wife thinks you're dead'. Been there, done that, and while I admire your spirit, I ain't partying with you sir, I am officially too damn old.
FQ13 Who strongly reccomends the the song in the attachment. Junior Brown Rules. Pure Tx. truth and he won't be partying with you either. Instead we will sip Shiners and listen to the guit-steel.
