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Your village called. They miss their idiot!
« on: April 12, 2010, 07:11:25 PM »
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Woman accepts 'Village Idiot' award for hair blaze
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STORY, Ind. – A woman whose hair caught fire when her hairspray-coated follicles ignited as she lit a cigarette is now a southern Indiana town's reigning "Village Idiot." Dani Hamm earned the honorary title this month by getting the most votes from regulars at the Story Inn, a restaurant and bar about 15 miles east of Bloomington where she's a bartender.

The title awarded every April comes with a $100 bar tab at the rural inn.

Hamm was driving to work in February when she lit up a cigarette and then heard a "whoosh" as her hair ignited.

She wasn't injured because she used her hands to douse her hair, which she had coated with a liberal layer of hairspray.

How much hairspray do you need to get the proper air/fuel mix in the confines of a car? Buehler?  ::)
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Re: Your village called. They miss their idiot!
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 07:37:39 PM »
Lighting your hair, lighting your farts ... about the same  :-\

Do either one enough and your likely to damage something you'd rather not damage  :o
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Re: Your village called. They miss their idiot!
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 10:25:52 PM »
This idiot may give her a run for her money........






No wonder this country is in the downward spiral.....
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Re: Your village called. They miss their idiot!
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 12:57:57 AM »
Yup he is a future democrat!
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Re: Your village called. They miss their idiot!
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 08:16:57 AM »
Probably will start a campaign to regulate camp fires.

First require warning signs, then registration with the final goal being making them totally illegal.

If it saves one kids hair, it's worth it.
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Re: Your village called. They miss their idiot!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 12:14:25 PM »
Quote from: Solus on April 13, 2010, 08:16:57 AM
Probably will start a campaign to regulate camp fires.

First require warning signs, then registration with the final goal being making them totally illegal.

If it saves one kids hair, it's worth it.


Think of the children....................
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