And how long do I have to "entertain" these men to have a permanent spot on this beauty...
( I know I know.. I'll just put myself in time out in the corner) 
**But seriously.. how long would I have to work and perform.. **

Uh,...Just wear that "Southern Bell Dress" keep that pistol in your garter, (gotta watch those Russians), you can always just slap the French Capt. than he'll surrender the vessel, and under maritime law,,,, it will be ours!!!

TW, we should all just give thanks there's work for yacht ethnics these days. Even if a Ruskie is paying for it, it's American dollars employing American boat workers--and there hasn't been a whole lot of that going on. And it's a good thing you can collect some overtime to boot. None of the boats I ever worked on had that much room to actually work. Most required human contortions that I can no longer accomplish. She does look to be a beauty, though.
Well, there is some of that, and I am finding it harder to
bend and contort myself as well.
The removable deckplates in the engine room hide a bunch of pumps, valves, and level indicators all monitored by "Simon" an automated, interactive, talking computer system, that is also part of our refit.
Remember Hal in 2001 Space Odyssey? Just like that. "We have a problem with J-8 Valve Dave",...kinda creepy....

But it's work, and I'm thankful for it.