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ericire12

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Haz, you will like this one
« on: May 07, 2010, 10:15:58 AM »
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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 10:23:28 AM »
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY EYES AND EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 10:40:01 AM »
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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 10:42:03 AM »
You just had to poke the cat :o

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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 02:22:48 PM »
I work part time in a gun shop and Haz would go crazy with what I hear multiple times a day.  I would guess that 85% of the people coming in the shop call an ammunition magazine a (brace yourself Haz) "clip."  So when I hear a customer misuse the term, "Hey, do you have any clips for a Beretta?"  I respond back with, "We have magazines over in this cabinet, lets take a look."

Another good one is, "How many 'bullets' does the 'clip' hold?"

My response is (in the case of an XDm 9mm), "The magazine holds 19 cartridges of 9mm."
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Re: Haz, you will like this one
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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 02:25:39 PM »
Quote from: WatchManUSA on May 07, 2010, 02:22:48 PM
I work part time in a gun shop and Haz would go crazy with what I hear multiple times a day.  I would guess that 85% of the people coming in the shop call an ammunition magazine a (brace yourself Haz) "clip."  So when I hear a customer misuse the term, "Hey, do you have any clips for a Beretta?"  I respond back with, "We have magazines over in this cabinet, lets take a look."

Another good one is, "How many 'bullets' does the 'clip' hold?"

My response is (in the case of an XDm 9mm), "The magazine holds 19 cartridges of 9mm."

THANK YOU Watchman!  I realize you must be polite and at least yer trying!
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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2010, 05:59:38 PM »



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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2010, 08:42:42 PM »
I find myself "correcting" friends, that like their "high capacity" "clips" for their semi-auto pistol.....

they look at me like,....it's a "clip",....

NO ITS F***** NOT, IT"S A MAGAZINE!!!!!


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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2010, 01:59:19 AM »
Well, at least they like guns! ;D
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Re: Haz, you will like this one
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2010, 07:15:48 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on May 08, 2010, 01:59:19 AM
Well, at least they like guns! ;D
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