Modern Men Are Causing A Chance Of Extinction. Where's John Wayne?

[twyacht]

Seems the "Modern Day Male Metrosexual" are causing problems. Too many non-manly moments and touchy-feeley times are catching up to us.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1275879/The-infertility-timebomb-Are-men-facing-rapid-extinction.html

By Tamara Sturtz
Last updated at 1:44 AM on 10th May 2010

One in five men could suffer from fertility problems. And scientists have warned that it's just going to get worse...

There's a crisis brewing, but it has nothing to do with the economic deficit or the current political uncertainty. Scientists are warning that rising levels of male infertility have become so perilous that it is a serious 'public health issue'. And some go even further.

Professor Niels Skakkebaek, of the University of Copenhagen, describes the issue 'as important as global warming'. Last week, one science writer even suggested, in starkly terrifying terms, that if scientists from Mars were to study the male reproductive system, they would possibly conclude that man was destined for rapid extinction.

And if it continues, this trend could indicate men are on a path to becoming completely infertile within a few generations.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1275879/The-infertility-timebomb-Are-men-facing-rapid-extinction.html#ixzz0nUDfEGPU

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Oprah did this,.....our emasculation, becoming more "sensitive" is going to doom our future generation, cause we're not "Man" enough....

That's just great...... Remember this when you get your frappe, cafe, latte,...with cream....

What did philw post some time back?,

MTFU.

What would The "Duke", Gary Cooper, Charles Bronson, Errol Flynn, Humphrey Bogart, Steve McQueen, or any other "Manly Men" have to say?

[MikeBjerum]

A couple weeks ago I found the cure for this problem.  I was working in the office in the metro area, and a "dandy" from Bastan decided we needed "coffee" on our way from one office to another.  We ended up at some flaky coffee shop, he ordered some fourteen word name of something ... grande, I asked for a large coffee ... what  ... a big cup of coffee to go ... what flavor ...   I just want an F***en cup of black coffee!  Ooooooops    The next day I picked the coffee place, and it was a turn of the century (1900, not 2000) looking bakery.  I asked for a large coffee, and I got a great big cup of hot, black coffee ... Bastan got shown where the row of flavorings were ... Kinda like Creamora only fancier  

That coffee stop alone made the boys swing low, and I've been trimming nose and ear hairs for three weeks now  

If ordering coffee doesn't cut it for you, go to a University library or a bookstore in a metro area, and ask for a book on hunting.  Nothing makes you feel like a man like explaining that moose is something with antlers and best cooked medium rare ... not some s**t you smear in your hair 

[Fatman]

What would The "Duke", Gary Cooper, Charles Bronson, Errol Flynn, Humphrey Bogart, Steve McQueen, or any other "Manly Men" have to say?

"Saddle up and get the job done, partner."

I volunteer to sacrifice myself for humanity and be a stand in for all the Metros who can't, well, 'saddle up'. *Sigh*... a tough job, but someone's got to do it!  

[fightingquaker13]

Speaking from overpopulated and overdeveloped South Florida? Anything that will cause a decrease in population seems like a good thing. The world was just fine with 1950's level populations. Returning to them would be bad why?
FQ13

[Fatman]

Oh, that's easy to answer! It would be racist. 

Seems to be the answer for anything positive now a days 

[Sponsor]

[TAB]

hopefully, the idiots will be the ones that can't have kids.

[Rastus]

hopefully, the idiots will be the ones that can't have kids.

Fat chance.   

[bulldog75]

Well the liberals have been aborting their own for a while maybe it will get rid of the rest.

As for fatmans comments. Sign me up too. Nothing like us cave men keeping the blood line alive.

[fightingquaker13]

hopefully, the idiots will be the ones that can't have kids.

Hardly. We have the Octo Mom (eg the human possum for Simpsons fans), and on one of the women's channels "19 and Counting".19? 19 freaking kids? Yes, your vagina may work, but your brain, not so much. To me, 19 kids is a prima facia case for child neglect. Who's going to to feed, clothe, sing lullaby's to, potty train, teach to read, walk, play with, etc. 19 freaking kids? Hell, I'm obviously paying for them anyway, lets at least take direct control. Honestly, octuplets? 19 kids? On my dime? You wonder why I am pro-birth control.Rant over.
Still, I am not alone when I say that I am neither an idiot nor want kids. Having a kid is like carrying a gun. If you don't want to, for whatever reason, please, for everyone's sake, don't do it. We'll all be better off. Sorry I'm not holding up the Darwinian standard (though Eric and Rastus will be pleased ). Its just that when God said "Be fruitful and multiply", that made sense when there were two of us. When there are 6 billion and counting? I think the Lord expects a little common sense, self control and using scientific knowledge on our parts.
FQ13

[Fatman]

As for fatmans comments. Sign me up too. Nothing like us cave men keeping the blood line alive.

Hey! I resemble that remark!