I'm going to suggest something supremely evil here.
Make your own beer.
If you have enough skill to follow the directions required to make a serving of Kraft macaroni and cheese you can, guaranteed, make beer better than any commercial brand of beer suggested on this thread so far.
I'm about to kick off my fifth five-gallon batch in the last year.
The only reason I've made only four five-gallon batches so far is because buying diapers has really cut into my gun-ammo-beer budget.
I am a totally newbie at making beer.
My beer making equipment is a six-gallon bucket with a hole in the lid, a rubber stopper with airlock to go into the hole, another six-gallon bucket with a hole cut in the side, a spigot to go in that hole, and a $15 bottle capper.
That's it. Oh wait....I totally forgot the six-foot section of rubber hose I use for a siphon.
I get used beer bottles from my friends. I wash them myself.
I buy beer kits that contain everything else, including bottle caps.
Now, just like reloading ammo, you can get all high-tech, and gee-gawed, and gadgeted about it.
But man, with my very, very simple tools, and beer kits, I can make and drink the best beer I've ever tasted anywhere.
I am not kidding.
Here's a link to check out.
http://www.annapolishomebrew.com/shopTrueBrewkits.aspI used some company's Russian Stout kit and I made glossy black wonderful beer that's better than any Guiness I've ever had, anywhere, even from the tap.
I am not kidding on this one.
You want the best beer? Make it yourself.
It's EASY
rhill