There are 435 of me. I think a couple of them are in the same city as me. I keep getting calls and letters from collection agencies about one of them.
Tell them you (he) can't pay do to your current crack addiction. However, do to the uptick in your current male prostitution/kiddie porn/dog fighting business, you should be able to pay soon. Just tell them that you would willingly sign over 51% of the profits as long as they hosted the web server.

FQ13
PS Tell them you have hot girl on girl video of Condi, Hillary and Sarah. And that you would be willing to sell for the right price. That should either stop the calls or get you a call back from corporate. Either way, you win.
