Lindsay Lohan's Alcohol-Monitoring Bracelet ??

[ratcatcher55]

She was looking pretty rough at the airport.

http://espanol.video.yahoo.com/watch/145243/1613279

[billt]

i DUnt thinks thoses tHINGS ARE Any goot.  

No, but I sure like the way Christina Aguilera looks in leather and satin!  Bill T.

http://music.msn.com/video/music/?g=74d0e6c1-2a7d-49ed-b954-720f030b1ddb

[Woody]

Can't wait for the chip, darling. They can tell me when I'm ready!

[PegLeg45]

Lindsay who??   

[fightingquaker13]

Sort of like Morton Downey jr. They damn near ruined him by repeatedly putting him in jail for using coke even though he was a man who held an honest job and made good money. Granted, its not the best hobby to have, and damn sure an expensive one. Still, if he didn't get behind the wheel and doesn't have kids, who is he hurting? Why is it my business? And how many of my hard earned tax dollars are going to fund this crap?
FQ13

[Sponsor]

[billt]

Do you mean Robert Downey Jr.? I think the habit Morton Downey Jr. had that killed him was cigarettes.  Bill T.

[fightingquaker13]

Do you mean Robert Downey Jr.? I think the habit Morton Downey Jr. had that killed him was cigarettes.  Bill T.

Oops!, Actually, scratch the oops. I really don't give  rats rear about Hollywood and shouldn't have to apologize for not being able to tell one badly behaving yahoo from another. I feel the same way about politicians, but here, keeping their names straight is a matter of self defense. They are all the same though. Arrogant, spoiled and destructive. Its just that the politicians cost more than the actors.
FQ13

[billt]

I actually kind of liked Morton Downey Jr. His arrogance was new and refreshing in the 80's. Now it's become mainstream, and kind of boring.  Bill T.

[crusader rabbit]

For those of you who may someday need this information, the monitor can be defeated (I'm told) by slipping a piece of lunchmeat between your skin and the bracelet. The sensor can't read what it doesn't contact.  Of course, you'll want to avoid hanging around with dogs and other carnivours if you use this technique.

A better way IMHO would be to not get your sorry butt into a situation where this sort of monitoring is required.  I've found that Bunny makes an excellent designated driver as she never has more than one glass of wine in an evening.  This is of particular import when I get together with Haz, as we NEVER have just one.  If a designated driver is not available, a taxi should be--or a couch.

Humbly submitted by Crusader who specifically does not encourage driving while under the influence.

[tombogan03884]

For those of you who may someday need this information, the monitor can be defeated (I'm told) by slipping a piece of lunchmeat between your skin and the bracelet. The sensor can't read what it doesn't contact.  Of course, you'll want to avoid hanging around with dogs and other carnivours if you use this technique.

A better way IMHO would be to not get your sorry butt into a situation where this sort of monitoring is required.  I've found that Bunny makes an excellent designated driver as she never has more than one glass of wine in an evening.  This is of particular import when I get together with Haz, as we NEVER have just one. If a designated driver is not available, a taxi should be--or a couch.

Humbly submitted by Crusader who specifically does not encourage driving while under the influence.

My 1/2 brother is just finishing up 10 year in prison in Gainesville because of drunk driving.
He put some lady in a wheel chair.
What really irks me is that We had a woman here that killed her best friend last year driving a boat fast hammered at night. To make it even better, the week before her Trial started, she was pulled over doing 84 in a 55, The State cop was not going to chase her but she almost hit him, she was on her cell phone.
Her father owns the biggest marina on the Lake , She got 6 months.