Lindsay Lohan's Alcohol-Monitoring Bracelet ??

[Solus]

For those of you who may someday need this information, the monitor can be defeated (I'm told) by slipping a piece of lunchmeat between your skin and the bracelet. The sensor can't read what it doesn't contact.  Of course, you'll want to avoid hanging around with dogs and other carnivours if you use this technique.

A better way IMHO would be to not get your sorry butt into a situation where this sort of monitoring is required.  I've found that Bunny makes an excellent designated driver as she never has more than one glass of wine in an evening.  This is of particular import when I get together with Haz, as we NEVER have just one.  If a designated driver is not available, a taxi should be--or a couch.

Humbly submitted by Crusader who specifically does not encourage driving while under the influence.

One of the links I posted spoke about the lunchmeat bypass and said it would not work. 

Stick with CR's second recommendation.

[crusader rabbit]

One of the links I posted spoke about the lunchmeat bypass and said it would not work. 

Stick with CR's second recommendation.

Of course THEY say it won't work.  THEY also say guns kill people, bigger government is better government, and Odamna is The Won.  None of that's true, either.  Still, go with my second recommendation.  It is proven to work.

[Hazcat]

For those of you who may someday need this information, the monitor can be defeated (I'm told) by slipping a piece of lunchmeat between your skin and the bracelet. The sensor can't read what it doesn't contact.  Of course, you'll want to avoid hanging around with dogs and other carnivours if you use this technique.

A better way IMHO would be to not get your sorry butt into a situation where this sort of monitoring is required.  I've found that Bunny makes an excellent designated driver as she never has more than one glass of wine in an evening.  This is of particular import when I get together with Haz, as we NEVER have just one.  If a designated driver is not available, a taxi should be--or a couch.

Humbly submitted by Crusader who specifically does not encourage driving while under the influence.

And that's a bad thing??

[sledgemeister]

Whats the hoo har about her wearing a ankle bracelet? its not like its going to get caught on her knickers, the only photos I have seen of her she aint wearing any 

[McGyver]

Our own Sledgemeister wins my vote for today!

Whats the hoo har about her wearing a ankle bracelet? its not like its going to get caught on her knickers, the only photos I have seen of her she aint wearing any 

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