Quote of the Day!

[McGyver]

And today's winner is................................TomBogan!


"Proper nomenclature is important, other wise we don't know what some one is talking about, Stupid and ignorant are not the same thing, using them interchangeably doesn't change that."

[tombogan03884]

And today's winner is................................TomBogan!


"Proper nomenclature is important, other wise we don't know what some one is talking about, Stupid and ignorant are not the same thing, using them interchangeably doesn't change that."

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Feel free to use it, Winning quotes become public property of forum members  

[McGyver]

Just found this from Solus, from a few weeks back!


"24 hours in a day, 24 bottles in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not."

[Solus]

Just found this from Solus, from a few weeks back!


"24 hours in a day, 24 bottles in a case.  Coincidence?  I think not."

Thanks, McGyver.  I didn't think anyone was paying attention to me.  You are an alright guy ....see ya tomorrow at mom and dad's   

All seriousness aside, I stole that line from someone...don't remember who, but I like to think it was from My Hero, Norm from Cheers..but I think it was before his time.   You can even get a t-shirt with that line from Amazon.

Take care

[McGyver]

I've heard Homer Simpson use a time or two also!

[Sponsor]

[Walter45Auto]

Another from Solus about Zero Tolerance policies......

"I guess it's only time to think when someone puts a spotlight on how you are acting like an idiot."

[philw]

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.   

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.  -- Churchill
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. 


Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects

all women charged for sex,   prostitutes are honest about the price though

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

[McGyver]

Todays winner comes from Fred Thompson......Again!


" If Obama fires McChrystal, who will Obama pick to replace him?

Based on the Kagan nomination, I'd guess someone with no prior military experience."

[billt]

Actually that was Winston Churchill and the real life (and confirmed) story is Bessie Braddock, Labor politician, told him:
 "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk."
 Churchill: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

There is another from Churchill to socialite Mary Astor, who he was seated next to at a State Dinner. The story was after the dinner was served a waiter brought Churchill a large decanter of Brandy and a large glass. Churchill promptly poured himself a healthy glass full. Astor, who despised men who drank, said to Churchill, "If you were my husband, I would poison that drink!" To which Churchill replied, "If you were my wife I'd drink it!"   Bill T.

[philw]

l, "If you were my husband, I would poison that drink!" To which Churchill replied, "If you were my wife I'd drink it!"   Bill T.

hehe I was looking for that one to post tonight