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McGyver

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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2010, 08:01:00 PM »
And yet ANOTHER winner from ol' Uncle Fred Thompson today!

" Musician Jimmy Buffet said that the oil spill was more Bush's fault than Obama's.

Personally, I don't lend much credence to the political opinions of a guy who can't even keep track of a shaker of salt."
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #61 on: July 08, 2010, 03:01:17 PM »
Ya gotta admit it, Fred has an awfully good sense of humor!

" Louisiana's Governor Bobby Jindal just signed a bill that would allow guns in churches.

Liberals are outraged, saying people shouldn't be allowed to force religion on their firearms like that."
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #62 on: July 09, 2010, 01:40:15 PM »
I guess we should call this "Fred's Thread" ...................   ;D


New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo said that people who oppose building a 13-story mosque on Ground Zero are just being Islamophobic.
Yeah, why don't those people show a little gratitude? If it wasn't for radical Islam, there wouldn't even BE a Ground Zero.
                            ~Fred Thompson 
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #63 on: July 09, 2010, 04:19:46 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on July 09, 2010, 01:40:15 PM
I guess we should call this "Fred's Thread" ...................   ;D


New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo said that people who oppose building a 13-story mosque on Ground Zero are just being Islamophobic.
Yeah, why don't those people show a little gratitude? If it wasn't for radical Islam, there wouldn't even BE a Ground Zero.
                            ~Fred Thompson 
Responding to Cumo......
Well to avoid offending Rastus  ::) I will paraphrase the Gunny;
"Jimminy Cricket Pyle! You have got to be shitting me! What is your major malfunction?"
That's like building a KKK headquters in Selma or a Hitler museum in Brooklyn. WFT were you thinking? They kill us, now they get to build a memorial to the perpetrators over the scene of the crime? Does anyone think they're not laughing at us? Lord, ask about building a Crusaders memorial in Mecca. The only solace I have is that the elder Cuomo probably uttered the words "Fredo, you dissapoint me". ;D
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2010, 02:03:56 PM »
And today, it's from Hazcat!

"No, I have it locked in a drawer to keep it from shitting in the pool!"



 :-X :-X :-X :-X  (git back to ur corner!)
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Re: Quote of the Day!
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #65 on: July 15, 2010, 01:24:10 PM »
Today's winner: Crusader Rabbit from the Rugby thread;


"I will admit to having had a taste of it, but certainly not for it.  The stuff would make a Palmetto Bug puke on his shoes."

 :P :P :P :P :P,    YUCK!   
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #66 on: July 16, 2010, 04:24:02 PM »
TomBogan wins with THIS little beauty!

"Best thing about manual is that if you start getting in to trouble you can just stop cranking."

Hey Tom, is that a machine or your TOOL you were talkin' 'bout?   :o :o :o :o
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #67 on: July 16, 2010, 04:35:18 PM »
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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #68 on: July 19, 2010, 03:13:52 PM »
Vice President Joe Biden said the reason the stimulus didn't work is that it wasn't big enough.
Which is like saying the best way to fix a flat tire is to take more air out of it.
Fred Thompson
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Quote of the Day!
« Reply #69 on: July 20, 2010, 06:35:55 AM »
Sex is like oxygen, it's not important until your not getting any
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