There is an Animal Farm joke in there somewhere.
Eric
There are more jokes here than there are hours in the day.
Congressman Weiner D-NY? You can't make that up.

What part of appearing live and on camera with livestock or small children seemed like a good idea? When has that ever ended well for a politician?
A goat who named "Lance-alot"? And you're talking about taking away his cushy government job? (cf the Greek riots thread). Did this not indicate things might not go well?
Two Congressmen, two goats and a gaggle of reporters meet on Capitol Hill. The first goat says....

Need I go on?
No one who writes political satire should ever get a pay check. Its not an honest job when its this damned easy.

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