Gee, Sure Am Glad BP Considers Us "Small People" At All

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Remember, this guy IS NOT speaking English, he's talking British, slight joke, there IS a difference.
Remember Phils recent joke post ? Your wife want's "decking on the patio", In Aust. it means she wants you to take her outside and slap her around, here it means she wants a new floor.
Do you see where problems might arise