First, my baby - Torry, registered Australian Shepherd and the smartest dog in the world (see below)

Intelligence proof -

And my moose, er, Old English Sheepdog, one big (100+ pounds), dumb puppy with a heart almost as big as she is, Cheyenne

PS: Notice the stick on her front leg? She can stand in the doorway and sticks will run across the yard to jump on her. Torry, OTOH can look like a ball of mud and in 30 minutes is clean as a whistle. Gotta love that all-weather coat!