Reminds me of an old Joke:
Two unemployed rednecks are talking.
One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."
The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing 'bout no lion taming."
"Yeah I do!"
"Well, OK, answer me this. When one o' them lions come at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"
"Well, then I takes that big chair they all carry, and I sticks it in his face until he backs down."
"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage?"
"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whips him and whips him until he backs on down."
"Well then, what if that lion bites that whip with his big ol' teeth, and bites it in two?"
"Well, then I takes that gun they all carry, and I shoots him tween his eyes."
"Well, what if that gun don't work? What then?"
"Well, then I picks up some of them shits that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throws it in his eyes, and then I run out the cage."
"Well, what if there ain't no shits in the bottom of the cage?"
"By then it'll be there, it'll shore be there."