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decadent Western haircuts
« on: July 09, 2010, 07:14:56 PM »
what will MacGyver do now  !!!


http://www.theatlanticwire.com/features/view/feature/Iran-Bans-Mullets-1569/

In an effort to rid the country of "decadent Western haircuts," the Iranian government has unveiled a new list of state-sanctioned hairdos . Unfortunately for some, mullets, ponytails and eyebrow plucking didn't make the list. This is the first time an approved hair catalogue was issued since the 1979 Islamic revolution.

Here's How Implementation Will Work, writes Roshanak Taghavi at the Christian Science Monitor:  "Proposed hair styles will vary by region and once they are formally approved, Iran's culture ministry will post pictures of acceptable haircuts at men's salons and barbershops throughout the country, according to domestic media reports... Until now, only women faced public warnings, jail, and even beatings for unIslamic attire."

What If You Break the Rules?  "First time violators will receive an unflattering short-back-and-sides cut. But serial offenders face stiff fines. And barber shops catering to western styles, can be shut down," writes Aliyah Shahid at The New York Daily News. "The plan is being implemented together with the University of Tehran and the local association of barbers 'in order to avoid inappropriate hairstyles and encourage an Islamic culture.'"

It Probably Won't Be That Bad, writes Elizabeth Palmer at CBS News: "In theory, that means Iran's special Islamic morality police will have grounds to stop and fine young men whose hair they don't like. In practice, it probably means that after a flurry of publicity on Iranian state TV, the new bad-hair rules for men will be quietly ignored."

This Is Awesome, writes Brian Moylan at Gawker: "There is actually a guide to which styles are now acceptable for male citizens. The catalog will be unveiled later this month at the Modesty and Veil Festival, which we wish was something we made up for comedy but is, in fact, a real actual event."

Other Disappointing Rules  "It's not all good news for fans of the short back and sides, however," writes Phil Daoust at The Guardian. "1980s-style floppy fringes are acceptable, as are quiffs. And, worryingly, there seems to be a lamentable softening of Iran's hard line on goatees."

When Did the Pony Tail Get Big in Iran? "Many young Iranian men wear Western hairstyles, including pony tails, inspired by Hollywood movie stars," writes Aliyah Shahid at The New York Daily News.
Limiting Self-Expression Is a Big Deal, writes Kate Sullivan at Allure:  "On the surface, morality laws policing style may seem like relatively small infringements on a person's rights. But the body is the only tool of expression that every person has, and we don't want to see anyone's rights to it taken away...even if that means more French manicures and mullets in the world."

This Is Actually an Improvement, writes The Week magazine: "Is this a new crackdown then? Actually, it represents a loosening of the grooming code. Gentlemen are no longer required to wear a beard — for years, a symbol of religious correctness in Iran."
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Re: decadent Western haircuts
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2010, 08:22:39 PM »
"what will MacGyver do now?"


Beats me! But THIS McGyver is bald! ROFLMAO! 
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Re: decadent Western haircuts
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2010, 09:06:18 PM »
Wonder what they think of "razor cuts" with the message of the day carved into the hair? I'm thinking along the lines of Lindsey Lohan's nail polish here. ;D
FQ13 who is liking the girl more and more every time I think about what a good influence she would be on Iran. ;)

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Re: decadent Western haircuts
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2010, 09:19:59 PM »
"what will MacGyver do now?"


Beats me! But THIS McGyver is bald! ROFLMAO! 

LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Re: decadent Western haircuts
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2010, 09:27:48 PM »
"what will MacGyver do now?"


Beats me! But THIS McGyver is bald! ROFLMAO! 

AKA The Pincus Cut.    :o




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Re: decadent Western haircuts
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2010, 06:47:06 AM »




I actually agree with Iran on this one. :o


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Re: decadent Western haircuts
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2010, 07:10:59 AM »

I actually agree with Iran on this one. :o




come on   you missed 3 of the best out there   ;D





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Re: decadent Western haircuts
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2010, 07:50:50 AM »


Barry Alan Pincus.....aka Barry Manilow!

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Re: decadent Western haircuts
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2010, 01:00:48 PM »






Think I saw those 2 at a family reunion.
Would that be a possibility ?    ;D


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Re: decadent Western haircuts
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2010, 01:04:32 PM »
Do I really need to repost the video of "Nobody Likes A Bogan"? ;D
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