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ericire12

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Darwin Award?
« on: August 02, 2010, 02:52:33 PM »
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 02:58:04 PM »
Rule #1 for surviving zombies. Cardio.
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2010, 03:49:33 PM »
Good God, and they give me crap for smoking ?

Exit question :

When some one is 5ft 3in and 500+ pounds, how could they even tell she was pregnant ?   ???
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2010, 03:57:25 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on August 02, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Good God, and they give me crap for smoking ?

Exit question :

When some one is 5ft 3in and 500+ pounds, how could did they even tell she was get pregnant ?   ???


FIFY.

WOW.
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2010, 04:46:20 PM »
Hope this answers your question Peg!
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Re: Darwin Award?
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2010, 04:56:27 PM »
She was so fat that when guys have sex with her they ask for directions.
  - Rodney Dangerfield
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2010, 06:09:12 PM »
Cause of Death: Ham Sandwich
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2010, 06:25:27 PM »
If she had a green dress on, she'd look like a pool table... ;)

Partial credit to Rodney Dangerfield for that one.... ;D
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 06:34:31 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on August 02, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
Good God, and they give me crap for smoking ?

Exit question :

When some one is 5ft 3in and 500+ pounds, how could they even tell she was pregnant ?   ???

There are guys who get off on obese women, almost a fetish thing. So no mystery there.

This article actually saddened me. There is a little girl who will never know her mother as anything other than a beached cetacean.
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Re: Darwin Award?
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2010, 08:40:18 PM »
And you guys say "I" post the sick shit...............ok
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